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Thought Exercise
Here is a list of controversial topics we can think about together this weekend, and my own opinions that nobody asked for.
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Get Down with the Sickness
So pretty regularly, about twice a year, I get sick with a cold or flu, and am down for the count for 2-3 days. It’s been this way since forever. I consider it routine, and no longer complain, since I’m normally healthy the other 359 days of the year. It’s a tax of sorts. Anyway,…
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Try Everything
There’s a song in Disney’s Zootopia…okay, it’s the only song in Zootopia, called “Try Everything“, sung by Gazelle, or Shakira, whoever has bigger hips.
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Tempers
Okay, so being happy doesn’t give me the right to not post for a week. I should have specified. I am a lazy butthole. While I’m in a self-deprecating mood, let me tell you why it’s annoying to hear me talk.
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The Tale of Griffith McCarthy | Chapter 5
It was two weeks since Oswald had dropped Griffith off at the zoosk. As soon as the first human had seen the bird flopping about nd carried him through the entrance
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Why It’s So Hard to Describe My Wife
During marriage counseling, the pastor asked us to write down some descriptions of our significant others that transcended just declarations of physical attraction.
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Corporate Identity
When I design for myself, the requirements are simple: Make sure I like it, and make sure it works.
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Man of the House
From a very young age, a goal of mine has been to be the king of my own domestic castle, making decisions, providing for the household, doing things I wanted, and beholden to no one.