A list of things I might enjoy more than my bull-honky Digital Cultures and Narratives class. (This excludes the group activities, because my group is rad.)
#12. Fighting a wild boar in the rain.
#11. Jumping off a three-story building with a busted ankle.
#10. Performing surgery on a surgeon who is performing surgery on me.
#9. Hosting a neighborhood Tupperware party in my living room.
#8. Meeting Amy Adams.
#7. Meeting Sarah Jessica Parker.
#6. Being within 300 yards of Sarah Jessica Parker.
#5. Eating trout retrieved from the floor of a pig stye.
#4. Eating a mushroom.
#3. Eating a mushroom swimming in trout sauce from a bowl held by Sarah Jessica Parker.
#2. Watching High School Musical.
And Number 1 is: Getting one more GOSH-DARNED notification from a Facebook application I DIDN’T ADD telling me someone WROTE ON MY WALL OR COMMENTED ON MY PHOTOS. Because getting to see what vampire club someone joined yesterday all over my news feed WASN’T ANNOYING ENOUGH.
GOOD LORD.
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