Why Using Air Dryers is the GROSSEST Thing Ever

Why using a bathroom air dryer is the grossest thing ever.

Ever think about this? Yeah, it’s nasty. All those poopy air particles in that feces-filled environment, getting the bacteria nice and warmed up before spitting it back into your recently-cleaned hands. Wonderful.

However, I’ll be the first to admit the Exelerators save a lot of money. No more paper towels being misused and wasted. Hey, if it’s not a common problem, take advantage of it, right?

Maybe it’s a metaphor? For getting your hands dirty twice? Or something?

Metaphors suck.

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