Who else gets incredibly weird in the head when they’re sick? My sicknesses start out with headaches and sore throats, and almost immediately evolve into diabolical head traumas with uncontrollable gushing snot, throbbing migraines, and the desire to throw myself skull-first off the third floor balcony into the busy street. No amount of bedrest or Emergen-C can make it pass. The entire second season of Daredevil does nothing to halt its march. This corrosive beast trudges forth through my sinuses and down the pit of my stomach, until I am but the shell of a man.
So I guess I won’t be doing the dishes for a few more days. Sorry, honey.
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