…and couples everywhere are pooping with the bathroom door open. I know, I know, it’s super gross, amiriiiiite?
But seriously, if you can’t handle me at my worst-smelling, you don’t deserve me post-wipe. Marilyn Monroe said that. Or my favorite quote: Squeeze out the change you want to be in the world. I agree, whole-holedly. How about this one from Neil Armstrong– “Shoot for the moon, and the hangers-on will fall away”. Wise words to whiff by. My life just seems full of good advice. Don’t let the world flush you by. Squat and smell the roses. A turd by any other name smells just as sweet. Keep pooping forward.
I take my leave, and leave my flakes.
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