Okay, so my wife and I invented a new game today. It’s “Would You Rather” but with annoying people in an Uber. We call it “Would You Uber…”
Start by picking the people you know about someone the most, and then choose to have those people drive or ride in the backseat, and finally, decide the ride time. It all matters, really. For instance–
Would you rather Shia LaBeouf or Nicholas Cage be your Uber driver for 20 minutes?
How about Megan Fox touching you with her toe-thumbs for 30 awkward minutes or Barney driving and singing a selection of his favorite songs for 15?
Johnny Depp driving in full drunk pirate character or Will Ferrell driving in full Taladega Nights character?
Kanye West in your Uber Pool or Hillary Clinton, campaign-mode?
We had fun. Recommend playing while drunk or waiting for your next Uber.
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