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Look Ma, No Truck!
After talking to my wise and knowledgeable friend, he convinced me to rethink our plan to drive to California with a loaded U-Haul and a car hitch dragging my Elantra behind.
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#155 / Manners
A dinner of highly-educated people all gathered together. Conversation topics are profound and various, and as the food is brought out, everyone reveals the absolute worst table manners imaginable. Completely normal, and increasingly bad. -Eating with feet -Throwing food at wall to bounce back into mouth -Yelling and gargling turkey -A man actually stabs his…
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California Confirmed
Today my wife announced on social media that we are moving to Los Angeles, thereby making it both public and official.
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Midas and the Mouse
It’s no secret that any film John Lassiter touches has magic in it. I’m pretty sure Disney bought Pixar, and then realized afterwards who the golden goose really was. You can see the films he’s produced and imbued with certain mystical properties, and if you’re my age, you even grew up with them. Monsters Inc.,…
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A Poem by a Sick Man
Purple skies above my roof Windows streaked with golden hues A gorgeous day not spent outside I’ll probably die alone in here.