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#213 / Roller Coaster
Roller coaster preparing for take off, staff strapping in passengers, as the man on the loudspeaker riffs the rules… “Please keep all arms and legs inside the cars”.
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Celebrate
Birthdays are weird. You celebrate another year closer to death, and usually the person having the birthday doesn’t even want to celebrate. It’s kinda like going “Hey Joe, you’re a full 365 days nearer to your demise! Here are things to keep you busy until then! Whoohoo! Cake?” Next, we’ll spend an entire day reminding…
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Armageddon
Anyone remember that old Star Trek episode “A Taste of Armageddon“? The one where countries had been fighting wars for so long, they’d honed the process to a science and made death painless and clinical? Just thinking about it today is terrifying.
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#037 Time-Traveling Driver
Man, obviously from the 1400s, is driving, and he screams the whole time. Trucks, trains, airplanes, fast cars, suburbans, everything terrifies him. He finally crashes into a building, still screaming as he drives away in an ambulance.
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Matt and Hannah’s Decision
So Hannah and I finally sat down today and did some research. I’ve talked about this before. Here’s what we got.
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Failed
Well geez, it took a whole 11 days, but I finally managed to miss a post. See? I told you. I will write again today. It will be better.
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10 Tips to Keep Your Computer New
Since I use a computer pretty much every single day of my life, and have since I was 4, I decided it’s time to compile all the tips I give my friends and family into one article. The following is my Top 10 list of rules for your technologically-advanced lives, especially helpful if you yourself are…
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Weekend
This is day 9, post 9 of my resolution, and so far I still have a problem with good ideas for blogs. Apparently I don’t have much to say. I will say this: weekends are my playtime. When I was younger, I’d run around outside, and now that I’m slightly less young, I sit inside…