Slowly…inescapably…Summer advances, shrugging off the week-and-a-half divider with a gargantuan movement, steadily progressing towards April 21st with a howling, maniacal rage until each and every man and man-child will be engrossed in its beastly, oddly-comforting bearhug. Within this period of inevitable terror, I must set my mind to the domination of all things school-related, like…