Nursing center that uses sonar instead of ultrasound to find babies. <\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n

The doctor enters the room in an old-fashioned diving suit. In other rooms, nurses swim in and out of diving bells. Doctor turns on bedside machine, and a round green screen appears with a spinning hand and the sonar sound. The doctor lowers a periscope to the mother’s stomach and begins peering into it. The machine begins beeping each time it picks up the baby’s signal.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

“Its getting closer!” The nurse hands him a flask, and the doctor suddenly has a sea captain’s Ahab beard. “The beast approaches!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The blips on the sonar screen get closer to the middle, and the baby leaps out of the mother’s stomach. The doctor screams, “IT BREACHES!” as it roars and eats a nurse and returns to the stomach.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The doctor calmly turns to the mother. “It’s a boy.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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