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I feel like I’ve hit the epitome of genericism. I’ve failed to be distinct in anything I write, and have started writing off personal disillusionment or disgust as a by-product of one-sidedness. <\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n
Have I peaked? Have I reached a milestone of dad-ity, where everything I say is vague, and my non-existent kids automatically tune me out? “Oh, it’s dad droning on again about existentialism and his personal political misgivings. He’ll stop talking when his life-giving farts run out.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Sit down and shut up. Apparently I have things to say.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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Scraping the Bottom - Of Psychology and Psychosomatics<\/title>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\n\n\n\t\n\t\n\t\n