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Every adult alive has had a day that made them want to crawl under the covers and fall asleep until tomorrow.<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n
It’s a basic requirement of adulthood. This terrible twenty-four hours appears at dawn like a damned fly, buzzing about and haunting your tired steps, and then, with a thankfully short-lived lifespan, dies out as you crash upon the sheets at night with a disgusted sigh. Tell me you haven’t had one of these days, and I’ll advise you to live just a little longer.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
There is only one hope for you, should this day visit you– that it may come later in the week, and before the weekend.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Today was my bad day, and not only can I look forward to a quieter and pizza-filled Friday, but my weekend, cloaked in expansive mystery, is upon me, and it will be amazing.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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Fruit Fly - Of Psychology and Psychosomatics<\/title>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\t\n\t\n\t\n