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Man explaining “past” to his children with There Will Be Blood.<\/p>\n


\n“Daddy, why didn’t the bad man just google where the farm was, instead of paying the boy?”<\/p>\n

“Wow, I didn’t think I’d ever have to explain this. Okay, honey, there was no such think as googling, because they didn’t even have cell phones back then.”<\/p>\n

“You mean they couldn’t call ahead for a transport to the moon?”<\/p>\n

“That’s right, they had to stand out in the middle of a field like a normal person and stick their thumb out. It’s called ‘hitchhiking’.”<\/p>\n

“So then why didn’t the boy ask for more money?”<\/p>\n

“Because a hundred dollars WAS a lot of money back then, honey.”<\/p>\n

“Wow, really? You give me a hundred dollars to empty the power plant.”<\/p>\n

“Aww, my dad only gives me $75.”<\/p>\n

“That’s right, Bobby. And why is that?”<\/p>\n

“Because my daddy’s poor.”<\/p>\n

“Exactly. And what’s my one rule for this house, Bobby?”<\/p>\n

“No poor people while you’re home, Mr. Moonsuns.”<\/p>\n

“Correct! Now, sweetie, show Bobby to the airlock.”<\/p>\n


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