A man exits a bathroom stall and heads to the sink. The man next to him remarks sarcastically, “Those toilets are made to flush, buddy.” The first man turns and stares at the complainer as the automatic switch activates and flushes.<\/p>\n

The man continues to stare at a distance of 6 inches while zipping up his pants, washing and drying his hands, and opening the door, while the other man cowers in silence.<\/p>\n

The first man exits the bathroom with the complainer left shivering at the sink. The door suddenly bursts back open and the staring man dumps a garbage can on the second man’s head.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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