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No, it’s SUPERMAN!<\/p>\n

So, college is going great. Fun stuff…got to strike up a friendship already in Biology with a cool dude named Eric…maybe after all this funky Evolution stuff, I’ll be able to share my beliefs with him through creation and my “world view.” Not just that the universe was created on Tuesday…<\/p>\n

Now, after everything with my life, I’m still running into problems. “What? How??? Aren’t you, like, the greatest guy on earth?”<\/em> No, no, thank you, thank you. Actually, I’m a terrible sinner… a horrible sin addict…a do-er of sin. Uh oh. I don’t think I should be reading this blog.<\/em> No, but really. Where did we come into the picture? What makes us all think we’re Supermen in a sense, when all we’re thinking about is ourselves and how to stay alive most comfortably today? We have no right to impose our sense of justice on the world…when it (our sense of justice) is so hard-nosed that we couldn’t follow it ourselves. We’re just weird that way. So I like Superman, partly because he’s kinda ironic, and partly because he’s completely unattainable. Like God…in blue tights and a cape.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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