Hosea he can’t pee.
\nHe needs prostate surgery.
\nThough he really has to go
\nHe just can’t commence the flow.<\/p>\n

Though his triumph is rare
\nAnd much pain he must bear
\nHe sits on his throne all night
\nAnd struggles until daylight.<\/p>\n

A new hole the pressure bore
\nBut then he passed out on the floor.<\/p>\n

Martin cannot urinate.
\nThey blame his faulty prostate.
\nHe thinks he sees the toilet fill;
\nThen reaches for his pills.<\/p>\n

Doubled over in his strife
\nThe searing cuts much like a knife.
\nAnd as the daylight cracks
\nSo does his urinary tract<\/p>\n

The porcelain god is pacified
\nThough many tears were cried.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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