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Once I was a bunny
\nA little baby bunny
\nJust the sweetest thing you ever saw.
\nNibblin’ on a carrot
\nWrigglin’ my cute lil’ nose
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OHHH<\/p>\n

I was a baby bunny with two ears and a tail
\nBut now I’m dead, the life has left my eyes.
\nI’d rather be out jumping, and digging for some roots
\nBut now I’m dead, and someone else’s boots.<\/p>\n

Don’t cry for me, Momma
\nDon’t look for me, Dad
\nDon’t give yourself more pain than you could bear
\nBesides, you won’t look far
\nBecause I’m always close
\nJust don’t look down- I’m some mean girl’s clothes.<\/p>\n

OHHHH MOMMAAAAA<\/p>\n

Life is oh so short for bunnies like myself
\nJust when you’re born, they come and skin your tail
\nWho’d think it’d be a fashion? Like 20’s smoking suits
\nExcept all they did was make me into boots.<\/p>\n

Oh brother! They caught up to you!
\nOh sister! They murdered you too!
\nOh Grandma! Why’d you have to die?
\nJust ‘cuz they wanted four tails on their laces, ‘stead of mine!<\/p>\n

WHOOAAAAAA<\/p>\n

I guess it was my time
\nEvery bunny has to die
\nI won’t shed a tear for my short life.
\nBut if you turn an sympathic ear
\nPlease pass some laws to stop the brutes
\nElse we’ll all end up as someone else’s boots.<\/p>\n

Don’t wanna be some human being’s boots.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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