Roman enters living room, where Marissa is watching television.
R: MARISSA!!
M: No.
R: Marissa, give me the remote!
M: No. You can’t have it.
R: Marissa! What are you watching?
M: I’m watching Baywatch.
R: I WANT TO WATCH BAYWATCH!
M: Not while I’m watching it!
R: We had an agreement!
M: Yes, you get the car and the bottom dresser drawer. I keep the house!
R: THAT…IS ANOTHER AGREEMENT.
M: Why can’t we just watch Baywatch together?
R: THAT’S NOT A PART OF THE AGREEMENT.
M: Well, I don’t like the agreement. I think we should change it!
R: YOU CAN’T CHANGE THE AGREEMENT.
M: Fine! Here’s your remote! ARE YOU HAPPY??
R: I’M SO HAPPY.
Scene cuts to Roman and Marissa snuggled together on the couch watching a Ryan Gosling chick flick.
M: Okay, this is the good part.
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