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A Simple Ode to the LA Road - Of Psychology and Psychosomatics

A Simple Ode to the LA Road

The morning fog is heavy
Car starts sleepily
Leave my coveted parking
It’s time to hit the road.

Two people walking
Just missed the light
Cop turns on his lights in front of me
It’s gonna be a slow day

Hug my back bumper
Right turns don’t work
Everyone is a criminal
Where’d that cop go?

New buildings everywhere
Ever changing landscape
Always covered in pavement
My blood pressure is rising

Pedestrians line the boulevard
I did this so I wouldn’t get angry
But this guy in front is being an idiot
I think Marylin Monroe ate here once

I haven’t even reached the highway yet
May God curse that wretched landscape
The palm trees are tall and beautiful
I want to punch every car I see

Stop tapping your brakes
Stop tapping your brakes
This is a highway
You’re a moron

I can run faster than this
It’s like a nightmare
And monsters are Priuses
Don’t let me see your brake lights again

Somehow I made it
The sun isn’t out yet
Maybe I’ll die before 5:30
Birds chirping in the distance.

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