If I walk around enough, with my ear perked to the conversations around me, I’ll inevitably find something to fix.
This is probably true for most people. You can drive your brand new car off the lot completely content, but drive it around for a few days and you’ll discover a flaw soon enough.
Well, apparently my superpower is writing marketing plans for everything I see now. Buddy wants more business? I’ll write him a marketing plan. Something bothering me on TV? Marketing plan. Kid not eating his dinner? Yeah, I’m thinkin’ marketing plan. No matter what your ailment, I can solve it with several pages hyperbole and Google keyword searches.
So anyway, I’m writing a marketing plan for electing the next president. I think I’m getting a little too full of myself again, but it just makes sense, you know? I might post it to Medium for additional feedback, since my blog is a little too…grassroots. Ha. Hahah. Ahahahahahaha.
All aboard the CRAZY TRAIN.
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