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Sitting Still and Doing Nothing
I’ve started to mete out moments for myself where nothing is allowed to happen. It’s a bland hour of daydreaming,
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The Computers are Taking Over
The following passage is generated entirely by Gboard’s second suggested word (punctuation and capitalization were added by me).
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The Man with the Plan
If I walk around enough, with my ear perked to the conversations around me, I’ll inevitably find something to fix.
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I Got That Humility On Lock
I thrive on attention. I don’t like to admit it, but I’m the class-clown-wannabe who would do a backflip in the middle of a crowded mall if I wasn’t so self-conscious of my own narcissism and what other people might think of me.
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Don’t Stop Talking
I had to admit the extreme depths of my pride out loud today.
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Blessed By Companionship
Today my wife told me that she would still love me even if I gained 300 pounds. Let’s break that down for a second.
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Two-Party System
Okay, so here’s what I’ve been thinking about lately:
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Wake Up, Wake Up
I’ve been listening to the new Relient K album non-stop for three days. It’s so good.